Well well, here’s my second post. I’m trying to make my best cyber friend happy: Paola, MFL.

I have this tumblr account b/c of her, and now i am posting something b/c of her. I think she’s making me a  blogger.

I’ve been checking this site and i have some big expectations. Basically things i want to see here, and things i don’t. Let’s begin:

Things i want from Tumblr:

- I wanna see porn. I hope i could find some pussies here. Yeah, you’re thinking i’m a perv, well no, i’m just me, a really normal, average and horny guy.

- I wanna see chicks… yeah, it’s ok if the aren’t fucking each other, i just wanna see hot chicks…. in bikini, yeah that’d be nice, hot chicks in bikini.

- I don’t wanna see dumb chicks.

- I’m not like a READER, so i if i’m going to read something, it must be something that worths the effort, something smart, interesting, or something about sex.

- I wanna see people doing drugs.

- I don’t wanna see stupid things. I have enough stupidity from my work everyday.

- I don’t wanna see gay posts.

- I don’t wanna see posts about the badness of some fucker’s life.

- I don’t wanna see emo posts. It’s gay.

- I don’t wanna see posts about gay series. (just kidding, series are ok, i just don’t watch ‘em (well excepting if it’s a sex series))

- I wanna see hentai blogs. Note: If you’re wondering what hentai is, it’s sex anime. Yeah, cartoons fucking.

- I don’t know if it’s possible, but if there are any socialist tumblr, i would never ever want to read any of that shit. Yeah, i hate all the socialism crap.

- Ohh I’d like to see posts about movies, like movies reviews, that’d be cool.

- I wanna see a tumblr about girl on girl action.

- I wanna see a tumblr about girl masturbation. That would be fucking hot!

- I wanna see a tumblr about girls having orgasms. Hot hot hot!

- I’m a nerd, so nerdy tumblrs will always be welcome.

- It’s always possible to say something smart and interesting about anything, even if it’s a cliché. So, i’d like to see some smartness in here. And that’s the boldest of my expectations.

Well that’s the end. I hope you’ve enjoyed my thoughts about tumblr. :) Next issue: how things are, and how they should be.